Here are a few of the less intelligent questions that we have gotten from close friends and family members regarding our pregnancy via a surrogate in India.
Q. Are you going to feed baby Raj Indian food?
A. Maybe when our baby is older he or she will like Indian food. Also, you are a racist a$$hole.
Q. Will your baby be born with a dot on it's forehead?
A. Seriously? You may need to be checked out for brain rot.
Q. Did B have sex with M (our surrogate) to get her pregnant?
A. No. We did a cycle of IVF and then transferred our embryo to M.
Q. Aren't you glad that you won't have to gain weight and go through child birth?
A. This is probably the most hurtful question. For starters, I would rather gain 500lbs, lose a leg, and shave my head if it meant I could carry my own baby. I have already been through so much already (cancer, hysterectomy, IVF). Assuming that I would be happy to miss out on the experience of carrying my own child is, quite frankly, moronic.